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In: Autobiographical, Comedy, Nonfiction

Content warnings: Depression, Suicidal Ideation, Violent Imagery, Transmisogyny, Racism, Sexy Stuff, Masturbation, Stuff my Mom Might not Want to Read, Bad Words, Movie Spoilers, Really Long

Hello, I’m Trans

I’m trans, y’all. I’m way trans. I’m so trans, I’m like … Well, I don’t really know what the scale is, but I’m trans.

A drawing of a person standing on a scale. The scale reads, "263 kilotrans."

I didn’t always know this about myself.

It’s common for people to wonder, “When did you know?”

“How did you know?”

That’s complicated.

And, look, a warning in advance: this is going to be long. It’s going to be long, but if you stick with it, I hope you’ll think it was worth it.

A drawing of me saying, "It's not worth it. I just hope you'll THINK it is!"
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In: Comedy, Nonfiction

Content warnings: Racism, Spiders, Bad Words

Anxiety disorders suck. They really suck. Maybe you’re skeptical when I say that, but it’s true: They’re the pits.

Social anxiety is kind of my anxiety’s specialty. Like, if my anxiety went to college, that would have been its major. It minored in spiders.

A drawing of a shadowy figure sitting at a school desk. The figure says, "This spider degree will help me stand out in the crowded job market.
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