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In: Comedy, Nonfiction

Content warnings: Racism, Spiders, Bad Words

Anxiety disorders suck. They really suck. Maybe you’re skeptical when I say that, but it’s true: They’re the pits.

Social anxiety is kind of my anxiety’s specialty. Like, if my anxiety went to college, that would have been its major. It minored in spiders.

A drawing of a shadowy figure sitting at a school desk. The figure says, "This spider degree will help me stand out in the crowded job market.
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A drawing of a sheep floating in space while a spaceship approaches.

Once upon a time, there was an astronaut. His name was Steven. This was not unusual. A lot of people are named Steven. As a matter of fact, Steven was an especially popular name in the astronaut’s family, in particular. His father had been named Steven. His father’s father had been named Steven. According to several people, he’d even had a great-great-great aunt who had also been named Steven, although the reliability of this claim was a subject of some debate, but still … You get the idea: There were a lot of Stevens.

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